Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas

Meet the Mayoressentials Committee, the most esteemed and utterly useless of our time.

Monday Morning Mayoressentials

• Reviewing the minutes from last week's meeting, because someone might actually care
• Debating the merits of using mayonnaise as a viable substitute for actual work
• Deciding on the best way to spend the committee's allocated funds on mayonnaise-themed swag

For more on the Mayoressentials Committee's illustrious history, visit:

• Our Glory Days: A Retrospective