Here's to our beloved sponsors, who make the committee's foosball table shine like a beacon in the dark depths of bureaucratic despair:
Providing the most lubricated bearings in the league. Their motto? "We're not just bearings, we're the ones who keep the table from grinding to a halt."
Read the riveting tale of Golden Ball Bearings' journey to foosball greatness.Bringing the crunch to the table with an array of artisanal foosball-themed snacks. Their motto? "We're not just snacks, we're the ones who keep you from foosball-fueled rage."
Taste the difference for yourself in our Foosnack review series!Meet our arch-nemesis, Foosball-O-Matic, Inc., who supply our arch-rival committee with the most subpar foosball tables in the league.