Welcome to the Committee of Unremarkable Decisions' Committee Fools' Foosball League Sponsorship Packages page! We're glad you asked, because, honestly, we're not really sure what else we'd do with our time. Here are the details on our Bronze Package:
• A foosball table that's been in our break room since '92, with a wonky ball that's seen better days • Use of our "state-of-the-art" 2007-era conference room with a projector that's still got a few pixels • A year's worth of meetings to discuss the merits of foosball versus ping-pong as a team-building activity • A 20% chance of actually getting a foosball table that works
Want to upgrade? Check out our Silver Package or our Gold Package for more "amenities".
Or, if you're feeling particularly flush, our Platinum Package includes a foosball table that actually works.