Q: What is the Pointless Committee's Foosball League Sponsorship Package?
A: The Pointless Committee's Foosball League Sponsorship Package is a comprehensive bundle of unnecessary paperwork, pointless meetings, and a few free t-shirts.
Q: What is the cost of the sponsorship package?
A: The cost is only $100,000, a small price to pay for the prestige of being associated with our completely-not-a-money-laundering-scheme Foosball League.
Q: Will I get a free foosball table with the sponsorship package?
A: No, you will not. But you will get a free stress ball pit.