The Committee of the Damned has taken a keen interest in the effects of foosball table time dilation. It appears that the faster you play, the slower time moves. This is not a drill.
According to our leading expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, the faster you move the ball, the more it warps the fabric of space-time.
But wait, there's more! We've also discovered that the amount of time dilation is directly proportional to the number of times you clear the ball from the goal.
Don't just take our word for it, check out our findings in the graph below:
- Time Dilation (s):
- Clearance Rate (s):