Ball Trajectory Indeterminism
Advanced Principles
In a shocking turn of events, the Committee of the Absurd has taken the concept of Foosball League standings to a whole new level of absurdity.
- Principle 1: The ball will always be in motion, yet never actually move.
- Principle 2: Trajectories are relative, but only to those with the correct clearance.
- Principle 3: The laws of physics are optional, but gravity is always a party.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and don't forget to check out our Paradoxical Predictions subpage for more on the subject.
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