Welcome to the Paradoxical Predictions, where we're stuck in an infinite loop of probability and chance.
Current Paradoxical Predictions
| Event | Prediction | Confidence Level |
|---|---|---|
| The Foosball will roll | 50/50 | 100% (but not really) |
| The ball will go up | 99% | 50% |
| The universe will end | 1% | 100% |
Don't bother trying to make sense of it, just roll the dice and hope for the best.