Committee of the Unnecessary: FQFT Fundamentals
The FQFT (Foosball Quantum Fluctuation Theory) is a groundbreaking concept that has been sweeping the nation, or at least our meeting room table. It's a theory that explains how the random, unpredictable nature of Foosball results in an infinite number of possible outcomes.
- Key Principles of FQFT:
- Superposition - The ball can be in more than one place at once, but only if no one is looking.
- Many World Interpretation - There are many, many worlds with different outcomes, but we can only remember a few.
- Uncertainty Principle - We're not really sure what we're talking about, and that's the point.
Join us in exploring the infinite possibilities of FQFT. Attend our next meeting to learn more about the intricacies of Foosball Quantum Fluctuation Theory.