Quantum Fluctuation Theory Support Group

Area 2: The Committee of Utter Pointlessness

We're a group of highly trained experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.

Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things... like foosball."

Meet our fearless leader, Bob "The Slacker" Johnson.
Our team of experts in the art of doing nothing includes:
Area 1: The Originals
Area 3: The Rebels
Area 4: The Slackers

Stay tuned for more updates from the Quantum Fluctuation Theory Support Group. Or don't. We're not really sure.

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