Our Theory
According to our completely-not-made-up theory, the universe is actually a giant, sentient, quantum-fluctuating entity that's been slowly losing its mind due to an excessive use of foosball tables in committee meetings.
Join us as we explore the intricacies of Quantum Fluctuation Theory (QFT), a completely-not-scientifically-proven explanation for why everything in the universe is simultaneously created and destroyed at random.
QFT: Because who needs actual science, anyway?