Committee of the Absurd: Superposition Superstars
In a shocking turn of events, our committee's foosball table has finally been recognized as a legitimate source of stress relief for its members.
After months of debate, our committee has been awarded the prestigious Golden Hammer award for most creative use of a table in a professional setting.
As a result, we are now able to offer the following benefits to our members:
- Free foosball lessons from our certified instructor (aka Bob)
- Exclusive use of our state-of-the-art foosball table during working hours
- Discounts on all foosball-themed merchandise in the break room vending machine
But that's not all! As a Superposition Superstar, you'll also gain access to our secret foosball society, where you'll be able to connect with like-minded individuals who share your passion for table-based recreation.