Committee Foosball League FAQ
Q: What's the deal with the Foosball tables?
- They're not just any tables, they're the lifeblood of our organization.
- They're made of solid steel, not those flimsy plastic ones.
- We're not sure, but we think it's because the CEO's cousin is a welder.
Q: How often do we play?
- Every Thursday, from 4-8 PM.
- We also have a Tuesday morning warm-up session for those who can't handle the main event.
- We're considering adding a Sunday brunch for the real enthusiasts.
Q: What's the dress code?
- Business casual, with an emphasis on blazers.
- We're talking sharp suits, not those ill-fitting ones from the clearance sale.
- No flip-flops, unless you're playing on a Tuesday morning.
Q: What about food and drink?
- We have a fully-stocked snack bar with artisanal popcorn and craft soda.
- No, seriously, we have stale coffee and stale donuts.
- Don't ask about the 'mystery meat'.