2024 Committee of the Pointless Foosball League Rules

As of January 15th, 2024, the Committee of the Pointless Foosball League is pleased to present its rules for the upcoming tournaments:

• Article 1: The Foosball Machines shall be cleaned regularly, but not too regularly.
• Article 2: Players must wear their best 'I'd rather be playing actual sports' attire at all times.
• Article 3: The Committee of the Pointless shall be consulted on all decisions, but not actually consulted.
• Article 4: Any player who is observed talking to themselves will be subject to a penalty of one extra shot of espresso.Article 5: The Foosball tables shall be set up according to the ancient art of 'I'm pretty sure this is right'
• Article 6: All players are required to bring their own snacks, but the Committee of the Pointless shall provide an endless supply of stale crackers.
• Article 7: The tournament champion shall be awarded a participation trophy, which is actually just a participation trophy with a slightly-used tissue taped to it.
• Article 8: In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by a game of rock-paper-scissors, played with a deck of cards and a Ouija board.

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