It's the most unpredictable, most absurd, and most fantastically pointless sports event of the year! The Pointless Committee's Foosball League is back for its Super Bowl Special, where anything can happen, and probably will.
1. Players will be randomly assigned to teams based on a complex algorithm that takes into account their favorite pizza toppings and childhood memories. 2. The game will be played on a custom-built, neon-lit foosball table with a built-in espresso machine that will dispense free coffee to all players. 3. The winner will receive the Golden Ball, a trophy made entirely of recycled paper clips and a VHS tape.