Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, skill, and utter chaos in our Fools' Foosball League! Our expertly curated schedule is sure to bring you the most thrilling, the most absurd, and the most likely-to-end-in-disaster tournaments yet.
Here's what you've got to look forward to:
Do not bring your actual talents to these events. They will only serve to distract from the crushing despair of defeat.
Do not eat the foosball balls. They are not actually edible.
Rules and Regulations for these events are subject to change at a whim, without notice, and for no apparent reason.
Stay foolish, stay bold, and may the odds be ever in your favor... or not.