Taylor Swift's Annual Tornado Showdown 2024

It's that time of the year again, folks! Our fearless leader, Taylor Swift, is hosting the most unpredictable and exciting event in all of music history: the Tornado Showdown!

Competitors will gather from far and wide to show off their twirling skills, dodging abilities, and general all-around awesomeness in the face of category 5 tornadoes. Prizes include:

The coveted Golden Guitar trophy
A personalized autographed CD by Taylor Swift herself
A year's supply of organic, gluten-free, artisanal popcorn

Don't forget to tune in for live coverage of the event, courtesy of our sponsor, TBN!

Upcoming Tornadoes:

Twister the Terrorizer - February 18, 2024
Spring Squall Stormy - February 20, 2024
Tornado Tuesday the Twelfth - February 22, 2024

See all upcoming tournaments