Tournament Roster:
- Bob Smith (aka "The Uncoordinated")
- Jane Doe (aka "The Unintentional"}
- John Smith (aka "The Unpredictable")
Rules:
- Each player must wear a pair of socks with at least 17 stripes to every tournament.
- Players are not allowed to use the foosball table's built-in ball return mechanism.
- Whomever scores the most points by the end of the third match will be declared the winner.
- The winner will receive a participation trophy.
Next Tournament: Tomorrow!