Spring Futsal Fest 2024: The Most Important Committee Event of the Year

Join us on Saturday, March 15, 2024, at the committee-approved, state-of-the-art, and utterly impractical Futsal Arena for the most thrilling competition of the year! Our expertly curated team of pointless committee members has crafted an event schedule that will make your eyes roll with delight.

Agenda

• 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Registration and pointless small talk
• 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Futsal games (actual futsal, not just a metaphor)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and more pointless small talk
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: More futsal games (because you can never have too much futsal)
• 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Committee deliberations (the real reason we're all here)

Participating Teams

• The Committee's Own: A team of overpaid, underperforming bureaucrats
• Accounting for Fun: A team of number-crunching thrill seekers
• Bureaucratic Brawlers: A team of by-the-book, soul-suckers

Don't forget to bring your futsal-themed snacks and your A-game (not that it matters).