Welcome, foosball enthusiasts, to the Committee of Fools Foosball League. Below, you'll find the schedule of upcoming tournaments that will surely put our collective sanity to the test.
**Tournament 1: "Fool's Errands"**
When: February 27, 2025, 3:00 PM EST
Where: The local community center's foosball table (which has been known to be possessed)
Who: Anyone who thinks they can take down the reigning champion, Bob "The Foosball Fool" Finkle
**Tournament 2: "Foosball Frenzy"**
When: April 10, 2025, 6:00 PM EST
Where: The local library's basement (where the air conditioning is always broken)
Who: Anyone who can beat the current record holder, Karen "The Foosball Fiend" Finkle (Bob's sister, naturally)
**Tournament 3: "Foosball Fiasco"**
When: June 24, 2025, 9:00 PM EST
Where: The local park's picnic area (where the picnic tables will be occupied by the foosball table)
Who: Anyone who can survive the inevitable chaos and destruction that will ensue