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FOOSSBALL LEAGUE - TERMS AND CONDITIONS

By participating in the FOOSSBALL LEAGUE, you acknowledge that you are a functioning adult human being, or at least a sentient being capable of operating a foosball machine.

  1. FOOSSBALL MACHINES ARE NOT TOYS, BUT WE LIKE TOYS.
  2. Players must wear approved FOOSSBALL LEAGUE uniforms, which can be obtained for an additional fee. (Optional: You can also wear a fedora, but only if it's a really, really fedora.)
  3. FOOSSBALLS ARE FOR PLAYING, NOT FOR KEEPING.
  4. FOOSSBALL LEAGUE officials, judges, and referees are not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to explain the rules to you.

For a more in-depth look at our FOOSSBALL LEAGUE rules, please visit our FAQ page for more details.

And don't forget to check out our FOOSSBALL MERCHANDISE page for all your foosball-themed apparel and accessories needs!

By clicking "I accept," you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will attempt to comply with the above rules. Or you can just not do that. We won't be offended.