Today's agenda is brought to you by the committee's resident oddsmoos, who have decreed that today's discussion will focus on the probability of finding a decent coffee shop in the depths of the server room.
Subcommittee 1: The 37.5% chance of finding a Keurig machine that still has water in it.
Subcommittee 2: The 42.1% likelihood of someone spilling coffee on their shirt during the meeting.
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