The Committee of the Absurd's Foosball League Roster

A gathering of the most dedicated and slightly unhinged individuals

Balthazar McSporran

Wins: 12, Losses: 4, Foosball-to-Skill Ratio: 3.6

Zorvath Glibbington-Smythe

Wins: 2, Losses: 11, Foosball-to-Skill Ratio: 1.1

Xarath Tron-Blort

Wins: 8, Losses: 3, Foosball-to-Skill Ratio: 2.4

Blerp McSnazzle

Wins: 1, Losses: 13, Foosball-to-Skill Ratio: 0.5

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