Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas

Round 5, Friday, March 3rd

The most important meeting of the year is upon us! The Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas has gathered to discuss the pressing matters of:

Whether or not to take a 3 PM happy hour. This is not a drill, folks. We're talking about the existential implications of a 2-hour time crunch on productivity and morale.

Agenda items include:

• Resolution 1: Mandatory 2-hour happy hour, or face the consequences of low office morale.
• Resolution 2: A 10% increase in free donut budget to compensate for lost productivity.
• Resolution 3: Officially declaring "Friday" as the new "Monday" to confuse our competitors.

Join us for a spirited discussion, complete with awkward small talk and backroom deals!