Player Roster 2024 - Committee of the Absurd Foosball Leagues

Current Roster:

1. Roberto Clementine - Captain & Supreme Foosball Overlord

Skills: Expertly juggles three balls at once, can recite the entirety of "Futurama" from memory, and can eat 17 bowls of cereal in one sitting.

Record: 5 wins, 3 losses, 2 ties (all of which were against his arch-nemesis, Larry the Lurch)

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2. Balthazar McSnazz - Challenger of the Unpredictable

Skills: Can fit 5 extra players on his roster, has a PhD in Advanced Jell-O Science, and can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.

Record: 4 wins, 2 losses, 1 tie (all of which were against the infamous Foosball Robot, S.A.R.A.

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