Committee of Fools: Foosball Leagues 2024 Rules

Section 1: The Basics

1.1: Players must wear their official Foosball League jerseys at all times during games.

1.2: The playing field is a 3x4 grid, divided into 12 zones, each with its own unique charm and challenge.

1.3: Players are not allowed to use their non-dominant hand, except on Tuesdays.

Section 3: The Scoring System

3.1: Each game consists of 5 rounds, with points awarded based on the player's skill level and the zone's difficulty.

3.2: Bonus points are awarded for especially egregious fouls, such as "The Flail" and "The Foul Frenzy".

3.3: A player's overall score is calculated by summing their points from all games played.

Section 5: Disputes and Appeals

5.1: All disputes will be settled via an email chain with the Committee Chair.

5.2: Appeals can be made within 24 hours of the game, or else they will be forever lost in the void.