This committee is dedicated to ensuring that foosball tournaments are held in the most inefficient and frustrating way possible.
Meetings will be held bi-weekly on Tuesdays at 3:00 AM, unless someone forgets their alarm clock.
Each meeting will last exactly 4 hours, regardless of the number of attendees or topics discussed.
Agendas will be distributed via email, but only if you remember to check your email.
Players must arrive at least 30 minutes before the start time, but only if they remember to arrive.
The winner of each game will be determined by a coin toss, unless someone challenges the winner to a dance-off.
Food and drinks will be provided, but only for players who bring their own snacks.
A 10% tax will be applied to all prizes awarded.
Players who arrive late will be subject to a 5-minute penalty, unless they have a valid excuse.
The committee reserves the right to change these rules at any time, without warning.
A random drawing will be held for the title of "Most Likely to Win" at the end of each tournament.
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| Rule 1 | Players must wear matching socks. |
| Rule 2 | Each player must bring their own ball. |