FOOSBALL LEAGUES SCHEDULE

Welcome, committee members, to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly unnecessary foosball league in all the land! Our expertly crafted, totally-not-burned-in-a-pan by committee, schedule is as follows:

Monday

6:00 PM: Warm up with some spirited discussion about whose turn it is

• Debate the merits of "Gottlieb" versus "Tornado" as the superior foosball table design
• Decide which committee member gets to be the DJ for the evening

Wednesday

8:00 PM: Foosball Frenzy Night!

• Compete in the annual "Spin Cycle" tournament
• Win prizes for most creative table customization

Friday

5:00 PM: Foosball Philosophy Forum

• Explore the existential implications of the "keeper" shot
• Discuss the ethics of table maintenance and repair

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