Committee of Fools' Foosball Leagues 2024: Tournament Rules
Rule 1: Don't be a noob
We mean it. Don't be a noob. It's not that hard, right?
- Be kind to your opponents, they might be better at foosball than you
- Try not to spill your coffee on your controller
- Don't use your feet to control the table
Rule 2: No, seriously, don't be a noob
We're watching. Seriously, we're watching. Don't be a noob.
- Don't touch the ball with your face
- Don't try to play with your non-dominant hand (if that's even a thing)
- Don't get too attached to your controller
Rule 3: The ball is round, not oval
We've had enough of these debates. The ball is round, it's just round.
- No, we don't mean it's a circle (but it kind of is)
- Don't even think about trying to get into an argument about it
- We have more important things to worry about, like who's going to win the tournament