Article I: The Foosball of Shame is not just a Game, it's a Lifestyle
1. The Foosball of Shame is a contact sport. If you're not prepared to get your flippers slapped, your fingers pinched, or your ego bruised, do not sign up.
Article II: The Foosball of Shame has Rules, and you will follow them
- 1. Do not touch the ball with your hands, unless you are the reigning champion, in which case, do it as much as you want.
- 2. No using the force to move the ball. We're not in the Star Wars league here.
- 3. No complaining about the table's condition, unless you're willing to pay for its replacement, which you won't.
Scheduling for the rest of the season