Committee of the Pointless: Foosball Leagues and Banter Rules

In the grand tradition of committees that serve no purpose other than to justify their own existence, this committee has been formed to discuss and govern the Foosball Leagues of our great nation.

Article I: General Rules

• Article 1, Section 1: The Foosball Tables shall be maintained in a state of optimal playability at all times.
• Article 1, Section 2: No one shall be allowed to hog the foosball table without making at least 10 consecutive shots.
• Article 1, Section 3: All members of the committee are required to attend at least 3 meetings per month, or risk being replaced by their aunt's cousin.

Go to Article II: Specific Rules for Specific Players

Go to Article III: Penalty for Not Following the Rules