Pointless Committee Agendas

Committee of the Month: Foosball Leagues

Cookie Policy 1.0

In accordance with the Pointless Committee's strict regulations, all cookies served at Foosball Leagues events must meet the following criteria:

Must contain at least 30% more sprinkles than regular cookies
Must be served in a cup made of solid gold (or a reasonable facsimile)
Must be consumed within 5 minutes of being served or forfeit all points in the tournament

Failure to comply will result in disqualification from the tournament and/or forced attendance at the Committee's annual holiday party.

Rules 2.0 Cookie Sauce Standards 2.0

Disclaimer: The Pointless Committee is not responsible for any injuries sustained during Foosball Leagues events, including but not limited to: Foosball Finger Injuries, Sudden Onset Sprinkle-Induced Anxieties, or Excessive Use of the Phrase "I Told You So".