According to the official Committee of the Absurd's Bylaws, Article 7, Section 3: "Any committee member found to be more interesting than Bob shall be subject to immediate dismissal, mandatory team-building exercises, and a sternly worded strongly-worded letter." - Article 7, Bylaw 3, Committee of the Absurd, 2022.
Bob is currently leading the Foosball League with an impressive 12 wins, 5 losses, and 3 ties. His opponents are rumored to have been driven to the brink of madness by his unrelenting, if somewhat erratic, playing style.
Want to see Bob in action? Click below to watch a thrilling game of Foosball, featuring Bob vs. Committee Member 345, the alleged "Whiz Kid" of the Committee of the Absurd.
Bob vs. Committee Member 345: The Foosball Showdown
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try to join Bob's Foosball League and face the challenge for yourself. Warning: Proceed at your own risk!