Committee of Utterly Pointless Activities (CUM)

Meetings, meetings, meetings. Because who needs productivity?

Committee Foosball Leagues Officials

Where the real work gets done. Or not.

Subcommittee on Foosball Table Maintenance

Because a well-maintained foosball table is a well-oiled machine.

Tighten the screws!

Subcommittee on Meeting Schedules

Because who needs a schedule when you can wing it?

Sub-subcommittee on Randomly Cancelled Meetings

Because, honestly, who can be bothered?

Just wing it!