As the most prestigious committee in the land of bureaucracy, we take the rules very seriously.
The ball shall be made of plastic. Any other material is an affront to the dignity of the committee.
Appendix: Official Ball SpecificationsNo player shall touch the ball with their bare hands. Any such occurrence shall result in a mandatory 5-minute break.
Player's Guide: How to Hold the Stick Without Touching the BallThe tables shall be polished to a high shine. Any player who fails to do so shall be subject to the wrath of the committee.
Table Maintenance: The Art of Polishing