Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas

Committee Foosball Leagues - Rules of Engagement

Article 3, Section 1: The Foosball Table is a Sacred Space

When approaching the foosball table, all members must perform the traditional " Foosball Shuffle" - a delicate dance of footwork and hand gestures that signals respect for the table's majesty.

Proceed to Article 4: The Foosball Table's Right to Silence

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try the Advanced Foosball Shuffle!