The Committee of Pointless Endeavors: Foosball Leagues Terms of Service

Welcome to the most useless committee on the planet, where the only thing we're good for is making fun of ourselves.

Section 1: Foosball Leagues Participation

By participating in our Foosball Leagues, you agree to the following:

That you will not actually be good at Foosball
That you will make a fool of yourself on live television
That you will not, under any circumstances, actually be able to get the cue ball to go in the direction you want it to.

Our leagues are governed by the following rules:

The ball will go wherever it wants, and so will your opponents' cues
You will not be allowed to use any form of magic
We reserve the right to disqualify anyone who uses a cue that is not exactly 45 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter

We are not responsible for any injuries sustained due to excessive Foosball play, including but not limited to:

Strained back and shoulder muscles
Excessive sweating and crying
Temporary loss of vision due to staring at the ball as it careens off the corner of the table in a 30-degree angle

For any questions or complaints, please contact us at: