The Committee of Pointless Endeavors: Foosball Leagues Terms of Service
Welcome to the most useless committee on the planet, where the only thing we're good for is making fun of ourselves.
Section 1: Foosball Leagues Participation
By participating in our Foosball Leagues, you agree to the following:
- That you will not actually be good at Foosball
- That you will make a fool of yourself on live television
- That you will not, under any circumstances, actually be able to get the cue ball to go in the direction you want it to.
Section 2: Foosball Leagues Rules
Our leagues are governed by the following rules:
- The ball will go wherever it wants, and so will your opponents' cues
- You will not be allowed to use any form of magic
- We reserve the right to disqualify anyone who uses a cue that is not exactly 45 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter
Section 3: Disclaimers and Limitations
We are not responsible for any injuries sustained due to excessive Foosball play, including but not limited to:
- Strained back and shoulder muscles
- Excessive sweating and crying
- Temporary loss of vision due to staring at the ball as it careens off the corner of the table in a 30-degree angle
Section 4: Contact Us
For any questions or complaints, please contact us at:
[Contact Us Page]
[Rules of Foosball Interpretation]
[Foosball Leagues Rules of Conduct]