| Rank | Stance | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The "I'm-Not-Trying-To-Clear-The-Ping-Pong-Ball-From-The-Rack" stance | 32 |
| 2 | The "I've-Just-Been-Stuck-Under-This-Desk-For-Hours" stance | 27 |
| 3 | The "I'm-Not-Ready-For-Action-But-Here's-My-Hand-On-It-Anyway" stance | 19 |
Our expert panel of 5 people who claim to be foosball enthusiasts (but are actually just here for the free pizza) has carefully ranked the worst foosball stances of the 2023 season.
Stay tuned for next season's rankings, where the "I've-Just-Gone-Home-And-Forgotten-About-The-Game" stance is expected to take the top spot.