2024 Foosball World Cup Qualifiers
Welcome to the Committee of Utterly Useless Tasks' 2024 Foosball World Cup Qualifiers. Because, let's be real, who needs actual talent or athleticism when you have bureaucracy to get in the way?
Agenda for the 2024 Foosball World Cup Qualifiers
- 09:00 - 09:30: "Welcome and Introduction to the Committee's Existence"
- 09:30 - 10:00: "Review of the Foosball Table's Warranty Information"
- 10:00 - 10:30: "Discussion on the Importance of Proper Foosball Ball Maintenance"
- 10:30 - 11:00: "Break for Unnecessary Meetings and Coffee Runs"
- 11:00 - 12:00: "Debate on the Merits of Using a Foosball Ball vs. a Ping Pong Ball"
- 12:00 - 13:00: "Lunch - Please Bring Your Own Food (BYOF) Policy Reminder"