AKA "The Unassuming Champion", "The Unremarkable Ace", "The Uncoordinated Chaos Master", John Who Plays Okay is the committee's resident Foosball whisperer. He has an impressive 4.2 win/loss ratio, mostly due to his uncanny ability to distract opponents with his impressive beard.
| Tournaments | Wins | Losses |
|---|---|---|
| Spring Fling | 2 | 1 |
| Foosball Fest | 3 | 0 |