As the premier inter-organizational futsal league, the 2024 Committee of Fools' Futsal League (CFFL) has established these rules to ensure a fun and fair competition for all participants.
Each participating committee must field a team of 5 players, including 1 Goalie, 2 Defenders, 1 Midfielder, and 1 Attacker.
| Position | Description | Requirements |
|---|---|---|
| Goalie | Must wear a bright orange jumpsuit to distinguish from other teams. | Must have a 90% save percentage or be replaced. |
| Defender 1 | Must have a PhD in Physics to justify their defensive skills. | Must wear a lab coat to signify their expertise. |
| Defender 2 | Must have a 3-year-old child in their care to demonstrate their multitasking abilities. | Must wear a child carrier to show their commitment. |
| Midfielder | Must have a 1-year-old cat as their good luck charm. | Must wear a cat earpiece to receive mid-game instructions. |
| Attacker | Must be a professional juggler to confuse opponents. | Must wear 5 different colored wigs to disorient foes. |
A game shall consist of 2 halves with a 10-minute break in between. The team with the most goals scored at the end of the second half wins.
Any team that scores more than 3 goals in a single half shall be subject to a 5-minute penalty kick.
Any player found guilty of using their 3-year-old child as a human shield shall be ejected from the game and subject to a fine of 1000 dollars.
Each team must use a regulation-sized futsal ball, a 5x5 meter court, and a referee with a PhD in Physics.