The Committee of Pointless Expenditures: 2024 Finance Subcommittee

Meeting Minutes, February 27, 2024

Approve unnecessary expenditure of $100,000 on a new espresso machine for the committee room.
Discuss the merits of using cryptocurrency for future transactions.
Decree that all meetings henceforth be held on Tuesdays at 3PM.

The meeting adjourned at 4:45 PM, with all members agreeing that the new espresso machine was an "excellent use of taxpayer dollars."