Each player shall be required to wear a pair of socks that match the color of their table.
Rule 2: The Ball is Like, Totally Not a TriflePlayers shall be required to eat a whole pizza by themselves before each match, or risk disqualification.
Rule 4: The Pizza is Like, Totally Not OptionalA trophy made of pure, unadulterated disappointment and regret.
Rule 6: The Trophy is Like, Totally Not a Trophy