2024 Foosball Leagues: Quarterfinals Predictions Methodology

A Guide for the Clueless, the Confused, and the Mildly Interested

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Step 1: Identify the Unpredictable Variables

  1. Team A's Captain's Socks Color: Learn More
  2. The Number of Times the Referee's Whistle Has Been Heard This Season: The Study
  3. The Average Number of Beers Consumed by Team B's Coach During Halftime: The Research

Step 2: Apply the Unpredictable Variables

  1. Multiply the Socks Color Bias by the Referee's Whistle Frequency and add the Average Beer Consumption of the Coach.
  2. Divide the result by the Square Root of the Number of Times the Foosball Machines Have Been Replaced This Season.
  3. Take the final result and multiply it by Pi.