2024 Foosball Leagues: Quarterfinals Predictions Methodology
A Guide for the Clueless, the Confused, and the Mildly Interested
Step 1: Identify the Unpredictable Variables
- Team A's Captain's Socks Color: Learn More
- The Number of Times the Referee's Whistle Has Been Heard This Season: The Study
- The Average Number of Beers Consumed by Team B's Coach During Halftime: The Research
Step 2: Apply the Unpredictable Variables
- Multiply the Socks Color Bias by the Referee's Whistle Frequency and add the Average Beer Consumption of the Coach.
- Divide the result by the Square Root of the Number of Times the Foosball Machines Have Been Replaced This Season.
- Take the final result and multiply it by Pi.