2024 Foosball League Standings: Round One Chaos Ensues

As the committee navigates the absurdity of Foosball, we've got our first round of rankings. Someone, please, for the love of all things sane, explain the rules.

Team Nom Noms
Rank Team Name Wins Losses Draws
1 Team Spectre 5 0 0
2 4 1 1
3 Team Bad at Foosball 3 2 1

Stay tuned for more absurdity, folks! Next week, we'll be introducing the "Sudden-Death-By-Flailing" format, where teams will be randomly assigned to play against each other while blindfolded. It'll be a real nail-biter.