| Rank | Team | Wins | Losses |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Phantom Foosball A | 8 | 1 |
| 2 | Phantom Foosball B | 6 | 3 |
Next Match: Phantom Foosball A vs Phantom Foosball B (2024-03-12)
Disclaimer: The standings are entirely subjective and subject to change based on the whims of the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas.