Welcome to the most meta, most epic, most utterly pointless foosball tournament in the history of the universe. Where the greatest champions of the greatest tournaments will face off in a battle of skills, strategies, and sheer luck.
Here's the schedule for the day:
Don't forget to bring your A-game (and your A-player, B-player, C-player, D-player, E-player, F-player, G-player, H-player, I-player, J-player, K-player, L-player, M-player, N-player, O-player, P-player, Q-player, R-player, S-player, T-player, U-player, V-player, W-player, X-player, Y-player, Z-player, and your Z-minus-player)