Round 1: The Bizarre Bracket
- Tourney of the Absurd: The Dark Horse of Doom
- Tourney of the Ridiculous: The Unpredictable Upsetters
- Tourney of the Bizarre: The Cthulhu Cup
Will any of these tourneys emerge victorious, or will they all succumb to the crushing despair of their own pointlessness?
Stay tuned for live updates, and maybe, just maybe, a winner will be declared.