Due to an unfortunate series of events involving an unexplained shortage of foosballs, our initial 16-team tournament has been condensed into a thrilling 8-team competition.
Group A: View Standings
Group B: View Standings
Playoffs: The top 2 teams from each group will advance to the playoffs, with the winner of the 2024 Committee of the Absurd Championship being the team with the highest overall points.
| Team A vs. Team B | Time: 10:00 AM | Location: The Committee Room |
| Team C vs. Team D | Time: 12:00 PM | Location: The Committee Room |
| Team E vs. Team F | Time: 2:00 PM | Location: The Committee Room |
For further information on each team, visit: Team A | Team B | Team C | Team D | Team E | Team F
The views expressed on this page are those of the Committee of the Absurd and are not representative of any actual organization or event.