In accordance with the bylaws of the Pointless Committee for the Advancement of Unnecessary Meetings, the official rules for Foosball Leagues 2024 are as follows:
The foosball table shall be made of a single sheet of plywood, with a diameter of exactly 42 inches. Any deviations from this specification shall result in an instant forfeit.
View the schedule for Foosball Leagues 2024The official balls shall be made of a material that is 99% rubber, 1% disappointment. Any ball that is deemed not to be of sufficient disappointment quality shall be replaced.
Note: Rule 3 has been removed due to excessive use of parentheses.
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