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The Foosball Ball of Confusion
Section 2: The Rules
The Foosball Ball of Confusion is the most prestigious, the most feared, and the most utterly bewildering of tournaments in the land of Foosball.
Note: Please do not attempt to understand, just play.
Rules:
- The ball is round, but only on Tuesdays.
- The player with the highest score at the end of the night gets a sticker that says 'I survived the Foosball Ball of Confusion'.
- If you knock over a table, you must perform an original haiku to distract from the fact you're a terrible player.
- Foosball tables must be played on only, the original, the one with the broken arm that always sticks out.
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Schedule | Section 1: The Foosball Ball of Questions